Home
Johnny Cash says hi. [entries|archive|friends|userinfo]
free_black_bird

[ userinfo | livejournal userinfo ]
[ archive | journal archive ]

MONMOUTH- GODS REALLY ITCHING PIMPLE ON HIS ASS HE JUST CANT GET RID OF. [Aug. 15th, 2005|09:47 pm]
I hate monmouth. I really do. Once again someone form monmouth decides to tlka to me about somethign I really dont give a rat's ass about.

[21:19] *-_Lisa_-: wats up
[21:19] Garrett: nothing much
[21:19] Garrett: yourself?
[21:19] *-_Lisa_-: this is mike........good
[21:19] Garrett: hi mike
[21:19] *-_Lisa_-: y is justin talkn shit bout megan.......
[21:20] Garrett: i didnt even know he still talked to her except for the car show at monmouth
[21:20] *-_Lisa_-: y is he talkn shit bout me..i no hes dumb but i didnt think he was suicidal
[21:21] *-_Lisa_-: tell him one thing for me.........ok
[21:21] Garrett: k
[21:23] Garrett: ?
[21:23] *-_Lisa_-: if he is going to talk shit and say shit bout like he is going 2 kick my ass then tell him 2 come fight and stop being a little bitch and hide...........tell him i will c him again and this time i will kick the shit out him...........
[21:23] Garrett: your megans b/f right?
[21:23] *-_Lisa_-: yes i am.....good guess
[21:24] Garrett: k im just making i know who im tlkaing to
[21:24] Garrett: one question though
[21:24] *-_Lisa_-: cool........tell him ok
[21:24] *-_Lisa_-: wat
[21:24] Garrett: not to sound like im baiting
[21:24] *-_Lisa_-: wat
[21:24] Garrett: but why didnt you just fight him at the ar show a while ago?
[21:26] *-_Lisa_-: cuz there was cops right behind me....and just becuz im short doesnt mean i cant beat the hell out him........were u with him at the car show.......and he was stayn away from me..........he was scared thats y he is talkn shit cuz im short
[21:27] Garrett: i was with him but i was standing a bit back since i didnt want those 3 girls uelling at me too
[21:27] Lisa: also tell him 2 leave megan alone...........wat would have done if i would have beat the shit out of justin
[21:28] Garrett: im not usre honestly
[21:28] Garrett: on one hand
[21:28] Garrett: its not my business
[21:29] Garrett: on the other hand i cant just let him get beaten
[21:29] Garrett: his parents would ba angry at me
[21:29] Garrett: probabyl the first one
[21:30] Lisa: do u think i could beat his ass..........no offense but if u would get involved i would kick ur ass 2 or megans brother would help so if u want 2 get in this go ahead...but my advice 2 u is stay the hell away the next time u c me cuz i no u will be with justin..........
[21:31] Garrett: you dont know ill be with justin since i only see him like once a month since i live an hour away
[21:31] Garrett: and i didnt say i owuld fight you
[21:31] Lisa: true my bad
[21:31] Garrett: i'd maybe just break up the fight
[21:31] Garrett: i have no reason to fight you lol
[21:33] Lisa: all im really sayn is if he thinks he can beat me up tell him 2 come do it.......i isnt going 2 then tell him 2 stop talkn shit bout megan cuz i will hunt him down and beat his ass.......i have already been 2 his house so i no were he lives.........
[21:34] Garrett: wait when did you go to his house?
[21:34] Lisa: couple of weeks ago
[21:34] Garrett: ok
[21:34] Garrett: why?
[21:34] Lisa: 2 beat his ass
[21:35] Garrett: and why didnt you?
[21:35] Lisa: cuz he wasnt home
[21:36] Garrett: how old are you?
[21:36] Lisa: 16
[21:36] Garrett: o ok that explains it
[21:36] Lisa: explain wat
[21:36] Garrett: i was just like "what did lisa drive him there or sowemthin?"
[21:36] Garrett: i didnt know how old you were
[21:36] Lisa: i cant go 2 jail
[21:37] Garrett: whats that gotta to do with it?
[21:38] Lisa: just tell him 2 come fight me ok............he can determine when and where..........and he can bring who he wants......but it will be just me and who ever he brings i will fight them all
[21:38] Garrett: ok
[21:38] Garrett: i will
[21:38] Garrett: no problem
[21:39] Lisa: thanks man...i no hes ur friend but dont get invoved if we fight.....just call 911
[21:39] Lisa: he can come 2 megans and fight me lisa asid she wouldnt call the cops so it would be a fight
[21:40] Garrett: ok
[21:40] Lisa: trhanks call him up now..i will wait
[21:41] Garrett: hes not home
[21:41] Garrett: i got done tlakign to him right before you tlkaed to me
[21:41] Garrett: hes out to eat
[21:42] Garrett: he eats at soem weird times
[21:42] Lisa: ok lata man......thanks
[21:42] Garrett: no prob ill tell him as soon as i can
[21:42] Lisa: tahnks
[21:42] Garrett: your welcome
[21:43] Lisa: lata
[21:43] Garrett: bye

Please join me in my fight against monmouth. Join MCSMB today. It's free. Everyone loves free things.

MCSMB banner will be up tomorrow.
Link2 comments|Leave a comment

DEF LEPPARD AND TESLA KICKED ASS! [Jul. 28th, 2005|01:51 pm]
That concert was awesome. I think I liked Tesla better though. But that might ahve been becuase the people sitting near us werent drunk yet. On one song one the guitarists for Def Leppard had a a les paul that was all shiny and mirror-y (so cool).

The drunks:

Ok so there were these 2 guys and 1 girl (all ugly) who got drunk during the concert. The woman was like on a date with one of the guys and it turned into a classic drunk love story. the one woman and the guy love each other, then get drunk and hate each other. They fight, give each other the finger, and the guy goes and sits somewhere else. He gets lonely adn comes back to her, they fight again, hit each toher and he leaves again. Then she finds the drunk guy sitting next to her and they hit it off. The dance around and stuff, guy number 1 comes back, guy number 2 decides to become a bisexual and gives guy no. 1 a clumsy lapdance and then tries to kiss him. Things like this went on the entire time. It was soooo funny.
Link6 comments|Leave a comment

(no subject) [Jul. 14th, 2005|02:08 pm]
RIP CHUCK CADMAN. RIP.

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
Link1 comment|Leave a comment

(no subject) [Jul. 10th, 2005|09:00 pm]
Always think of other before you think of yourself.
Even if you don't particularly want to.
Link11 comments|Leave a comment

Dear God she came back for more. [Jul. 9th, 2005|06:07 pm]
[17:52] *-_Lisa_-WENT OUT FOR SUPPER WITH MY PARENTS: wat do u really think megans like
[17:53] ULLA!!: i think she's nice but needs to learn to say no and dump a boy who wants sex with her instead of saying she will do it
[17:53] ULLA!!: i dont hate megan
[17:53] ULLA!!: contrary to what you may think
[17:54] *-_Lisa_-WENT OUT FOR SUPPER WITH MY PARENTS: well u think justin is PERFECT and he hasnt told u everything and i kno megans not perfect but she hast had sex yet either and she had every right to change her mind
[17:55] ULLA!!: I DO NOT THINK JUSTIN IS PERFECT LADY
[17:55] ULLA!!: YOU KNWO NOTHING OF WHAT I THINK
[17:55] ULLA!!: you have not listened to a word i said
[17:56] *-_Lisa_-WENT OUT FOR SUPPER WITH MY PARENTS: she wasnt quite ready like she thought she wasso she has every right to change her mind
[17:57] ULLA!!: she shouldnt have wanted to do it in the first place
[17:57] *-_Lisa_-WENT OUT FOR SUPPER WITH MY PARENTS: woould u break up with ur gf if she did that said she wanted to have sex and then changed her mind
[17:57] *-_Lisa_-WENT OUT FOR SUPPER WITH MY PARENTS: have u not ever thought of sex b4
[17:58] *-_Lisa_-WENT OUT FOR SUPPER WITH MY PARENTS: u r 14 right
[17:58] ULLA!!: yes
[17:58] ULLA!!: i dotn plan on having sex for awhile
[17:58] ULLA!!: and i specifically look for girls who most likely wouldnt want to have sex weither
[17:58] ULLA!!: either*
[17:59] *-_Lisa_-WENT OUT FOR SUPPER WITH MY PARENTS: well and megans not ready either thats why she said she didnt care about justin breaking up with her
[18:00] *-_Lisa_-WENT OUT FOR SUPPER WITH MY PARENTS: thats all he talked about every time he was around
[18:00] ULLA!!: allow to use your trustworthy and patented response here:
[18:00] ULLA!!: so idc
[18:01] *-_Lisa_-WENT OUT FOR SUPPER WITH MY PARENTS: well u act like its a bad thing cuz she changed her mind
[18:01] *-_Lisa_-WENT OUT FOR SUPPER WITH MY PARENTS: well its not
[18:02] *-_Lisa_-WENT OUT FOR SUPPER WITH MY PARENTS: well g2g
[18:04] ULLA!!: you dont read a thing i type
[18:04] ULLA!!: good bye
Link3 comments|Leave a comment

Have I got a story for you. [Jul. 9th, 2005|03:42 pm]
[14:53] *-_Lisa_-*: hey
[14:53] ULLA!!: hi
[14:53] *-_Lisa_-*: was u with justin a couple of days ago
[14:55] ULLA!!: yep
[14:55] *-_Lisa_-*: i thought so
[14:55] ULLA!!: why?
[14:55] *-_Lisa_-*: cuz hes a jerk
[14:56] *-_Lisa_-*: hes sooooo mean
[14:56] ULLA!!: dont feed the troll
[14:57] *-_Lisa_-*: wat????
[14:57] ULLA!!: both him and you are acting childish
[14:58] *-_Lisa_-*: no not really i wasnt being mean
[14:58] *-_Lisa_-*: i was trying to be nice
[14:58] ULLA!!: i didnt say you were being mean
[14:58] ULLA!!: i said you were being childish
[14:58] *-_Lisa_-*: why do u say that
[14:59] ULLA!!: and i dont think saying you just want some form a girl came off as nice to him
[14:59] *-_Lisa_-*: well thr truth hurts cuz thats how he is
[14:59] ULLA!!: now its none of my business about what goes on
[15:00] ULLA!!: and im not trying to defened him
[15:00] ULLA!!: but
[15:00] ULLA!!: he might've dropped the whole thing if she had just said she wouldnt do it
[15:00] *-_Lisa_-*: he told me he was looking for someone to put out
[15:01] ULLA!!: and you fell for it
[15:01] ULLA!!: dont feed the troll
[15:01] *-_Lisa_-*: omfg did he tell u that he tried forcing her and she ran out of the room crying and just about got his ass kicked for it
[15:02] *-_Lisa_-*: i dont think u really kno how he is
[15:02] *-_Lisa_-*: do u
[15:02] ULLA!!: i think the thing is i knew that
[15:02] *-_Lisa_-*: so thats ok right
[15:03] ULLA!!: no tis not
[15:03] *-_Lisa_-*: i thought u were a better person then that
[15:03] *-_Lisa_-*: i guess not
[15:03] ULLA!!: did you not read what i just typed
[15:04] *-_Lisa_-*: all of his friends even talk bad about him cuz hes a jerk
[15:04] *-_Lisa_-*: he has alot to learn in life
[15:04] ULLA!!: as do you
[15:04] *-_Lisa_-*: no not really
[15:04] ULLA!!: perhaps you nweed to look at the life of teenagers today
[15:05] *-_Lisa_-*: as soon as my son sees him i feel sorry for him
[15:05] *-_Lisa_-*: so every boy just wants one thing from a girl then right
[15:05] ULLA!!: not every guy
[15:06] ULLA!!: but tv and music aqnd such dont help enforce moral values
[15:06] *-_Lisa_-*: well then i do kno about teenagers
[15:06] *-_Lisa_-*: shut up smart ass
[15:06] ULLA!!: do you know you daugther said she would do it, then backed out , then said she was sorry for backing out and she would do it
[15:07] ULLA!!: perhaps you need to teach her to to say no
[15:07] *-_Lisa_-*: i have 2 teenagers
[15:07] *-_Lisa_-*: ya i kno the whole story
[15:07] ULLA!!: then putting the blame solely on him
[15:08] ULLA!!: she shoudl have said no form the beginning
[15:08] *-_Lisa_-*: so its ok to force someone then right
[15:08] ULLA!!: who said he forced her
[15:08] *-_Lisa_-*: hes lucky he didnt succeed cuz i would of had him arrested for forcing her
[15:09] ULLA!!: whos to say she didnt just say that to put him in the spotligth to save herself ?
[15:09] *-_Lisa_-*: u dont even kno do u
[15:10] *-_Lisa_-*: like i said i feel sorry for him when my son sees him
[15:10] ULLA!!: when will your son see him?
[15:10] *-_Lisa_-*: i will bail him out just to see him get the shit kicked out of him
[15:11] ULLA!!: when will your son see him?
[15:11] *-_Lisa_-*: dont worry he has his liscences and he does go to knoxville
[15:11] ULLA!!: when will your son see him?
[15:11] *-_Lisa_-*: he knos where he lives
[15:11] ULLA!!: so you'd send your own son to jail
[15:12] ULLA!!: for that?
[15:12] ULLA!!: your actiung liek a teenage girl
[15:12] *-_Lisa_-*: no he wont go to jail
[15:12] ULLA!!: yes he will
[15:12] *-_Lisa_-*: yep thanks
[15:12] *-_Lisa_-*: he needs to also quit telling people he did have sex with her also
[15:13] *-_Lisa_-*: THEY FUCKIN DIDNT!!!!!!!!!!!!
[15:13] ULLA!!: who did he tell they did?
[15:13] *-_Lisa_-*: ton all of his friends and they asked her about it
[15:14] ULLA!!: im going to doubt that
[15:14] *-_Lisa_-*: no its true
[15:14] *-_Lisa_-*: evidently u dont kno justin to well
[15:14] ULLA!!: whatever you say o allknowing being
[15:15] *-_Lisa_-*: i thought u were different then justin i guess not
[15:15] *-_Lisa_-*: ur a jerk also
[15:15] ULLA!!: actaully i am different
[15:15] *-_Lisa_-*: not all boys want one thing
[15:15] ULLA!!: but i hate seeing ignorant childish people argue
[15:16] ULLA!!: yes i know that
[15:16] *-_Lisa_-*: cuz her bf now dont even talk about sex to her and treats her perfect
[15:17] ULLA!!: so you think
[15:17] ULLA!!: where were you when justin and her were going out and talking about having sex?
[15:17] ULLA!!: where werre you tos top it?
[15:17] *-_Lisa_-*: wat r u saying
[15:18] ULLA!!: im sayign i tried to talk her out having sex with him before the whole fiasco happenhed
[15:18] *-_Lisa_-*: that mike only wants her for sex
[15:18] *-_Lisa_-*: not
[15:18] *-_Lisa_-*: ok watever why would she talk to u about it
[15:19] *-_Lisa_-*: she dont even kno u
[15:19] ULLA!!: yes she does
[15:19] ULLA!!: we used to talk
[15:19] *-_Lisa_-*: no she dont
[15:19] *-_Lisa_-*: on the net thats all
[15:20] ULLA!!: exactly
[15:20] ULLA!!: and i told her not to
[15:20] *-_Lisa_-*: well she dont kno u then
[15:20] *-_Lisa_-*: ok watever
[15:21] *-_Lisa_-*: he broke up with her cuz she wouldnt thats a guy i want my daughter to be with
[15:21] *-_Lisa_-*: not
[15:21] ULLA!!: that and eh thought she was annoying
[15:22] *-_Lisa_-*: ok they were never around each other but like 4 times and never even talked on the phone
[15:22] *-_Lisa_-*: he also begged her to go out with him
[15:22] *-_Lisa_-*: megan felt sorry for him
[15:23] ULLA!!: riiiiiight
[15:23] *-_Lisa_-*: ya its the truth
[15:23] *-_Lisa_-*: all of his friends said hes only had 1 gf cuz nobody likes him in knoxville
[15:23] ULLA!!: i bet she only decided she went out with him becuase she felt sorry for him after they broke up
[15:24] ULLA!!: a lot fo the girls in knoxville are sluts too
[15:25] *-_Lisa_-*: no she didnt even want to be around him and her bf now she alwayz wants to be around him they see each other like every day
[15:25] *-_Lisa_-*: wat an excuse its just that nobody likes him
[15:25] ULLA!!: no
[15:25] ULLA!!: its actually truth
[15:26] ULLA!!: and she specifically told me when i talked to her o nthe phone
[15:26] ULLA!!: and asked why did you go outm with justin
[15:26] ULLA!!: she said
[15:26] ULLA!!: "becuase he's hot"
[15:26] *-_Lisa_-*: he needs a slut so he can have sex cuz thats the most important thing in justins life right now
[15:27] *-_Lisa_-*: he was also really annoying i couldnt stand him
[15:27] *-_Lisa_-*: neither could my husband
[15:27] ULLA!!: you say all these things after he's gone
[15:28] ULLA!!: why not while he was around?
[15:28] *-_Lisa_-*: no i said that when they were going out also
[15:28] *-_Lisa_-*: i will tell him idc
[15:29] ULLA!!: k
[15:30] *-_Lisa_-*: if his mom only knew wat her son was like she thinks shes strict with him but he sneaks and lies
[15:30] *-_Lisa_-*: at least my kids dont have to lie to me
[15:31] ULLA!!: whos to say your not blind like his mother is?
[15:31] *-_Lisa_-*: im not
[15:31] *-_Lisa_-*: i kno wat goes on
[15:31] ULLA!!: there are lots of pasrents who say my kids dont lie to me
[15:31] *-_Lisa_-*: i kno teenagers
[15:31] ULLA!!: and you know whta
[15:32] ULLA!!: they are wrong
[15:32] *-_Lisa_-*: i kno where my kids at all times
[15:32] *-_Lisa_-*: u dont even kno
[15:32] ULLA!!: neither do you
[15:32] *-_Lisa_-*: ya i do
[15:35] ULLA!!: lots of parents say that
[15:35] *-_Lisa_-*: ok watever
[15:35] *-_Lisa_-*: megan said ur fuckin stupid
[15:35] *-_Lisa_-*: and we have a good relationship so she does tell me alot
[15:36] ULLA!!: megan said ur fuckin stupid
[15:36] ULLA!!: im fuckin stupid by default
[15:36] ULLA!!: just becuase i know him
[15:36] ULLA!!: and you let your children say the f word?
[15:37] *-_Lisa_-*: nope i yelled at her when she said it
[15:37] ULLA!!: i would have slapped my child
[15:37] *-_Lisa_-*: u should pick better friends
[15:39] ULLA!!: that sui your opinion
[15:40] ULLA!!: that i choose to ignore
[15:40] *-_Lisa_-*: who fuckin cares
[15:40] *-_Lisa_-*: i dont
[15:40] ULLA!!: are you sure?
[15:40] *-_Lisa_-*: i dont fuckin care
[15:41] ULLA!!: let me just say that you should forgive and forget
[15:41] ULLA!!: if you have any morals or a god
[15:42] *-_Lisa_-*: shut the fuck up dont preach to me
[15:43] ULLA!!: practice what YOU preach
[15:43] *-_Lisa_-*: thats right so dont preach to me
[15:43] ULLA!!: yet you preach to me?
[15:44] ULLA!!: [15:37] *-_Lisa_-*: u should pick better friends
[15:44] *-_Lisa_-*: i have good friends
[15:44] ULLA!!: omg
[15:45] ULLA!!: can you not see that you told me too pick better friends
[15:45] ULLA!!: that is you preaching to me
[15:45] *-_Lisa_-*: ok watever
[15:46] ULLA!!: concede
[15:46] *-_Lisa_-*: watever idc about u or justin
[15:47] ULLA!!: yet you talk to us
[15:47] *-_Lisa_-*: no he alwayz starts the conv with me
[15:47] ULLA!!: but i didnt
[15:48] *-_Lisa_-*: and i just thought u were different then him but i guess not
[15:48] ULLA!!: and there you are wrong again
[15:49] ULLA!!: i simply dont like watching 2 people argue like little children
[15:49] ULLA!!: and fyi i dont go looking for "girls that put out'
[15:49] *-_Lisa_-*: no im not wrong ur just like him
[15:50] ULLA!!: do you like ignore everything i write?
[15:50] ULLA!!: justin is also a liberal
[15:50] ULLA!!: i am a conservative
[15:50] ULLA!!: justin had long hair i dont
[15:50] ULLA!!: justin is rich im not
[15:50] *-_Lisa_-*: ok watever ur just like him sorry
[15:50] ULLA!!: justin has braces i dont
[15:51] *-_Lisa_-*: moneys not everything in life
[15:51] *-_Lisa_-*: hes a queer 2
[15:51] ULLA!!: and im not
[15:51] ULLA!!: and if he was queer
[15:51] ULLA!!: he would not like girls
[15:51] ULLA!!: and according to you he REALLY likes girls
[15:52] *-_Lisa_-*: ya he does
[15:52] *-_Lisa_-*: im sure ur not that stupid
[15:54] ULLA!!: you are soooo smart
[15:54] ULLA!!: /sarcasm
[15:54] *-_Lisa_-*: yep thanks
[15:55] *-_Lisa_-*: why r u still talking to me when im such a bad person
[15:55] ULLA!!: wow do you even know what sarcasm is?
[15:55] ULLA!!: your feeding the troll lady
[15:55] *-_Lisa_-*: omg im not fuckin stupid
[15:56] ULLA!!: ywt you keep talking
[15:56] ULLA!!: which ill add is a simple parlor trick i can teach a parrot
[15:57] *-_Lisa_-*: cuz u keep talking to me thats why
[15:58] ULLA!!: i was so certain i had just gotten you stop talking
[15:59] *-_Lisa_-*: quit talking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[16:01] ULLA!!: i can go all day lady
[16:01] ULLA!!: i have absolutely nothin to do




That was closest I have ever come to suicide.
(BTW Lisa is my friend's ex-girlfriends's mother who acts like a teenager. I am ULLA!!)
Stupid is as stupid does?:(
Link1 comment|Leave a comment

(no subject) [Jul. 8th, 2005|03:29 pm]
The steamer began to move slowly away - but on the landward horizon
appeared the silhouette of a Fighting Machine. Another came, and another, striding over
hills and trees, plunging far out to sea and blocking the exit of the steamer. Between
them lay the silent, grey Ironclad 'Thunder Child'. Slowly it moved towards shore; then,
with a deafening roar and whoosh of spray, it swung about and drove at full speed
towards the waiting Martians.

There were ships of shapes and sizes
scattered out along the bay,
and I thought I heard her calling,
As the steamer pulled away,
The invaders must have seen them,
As across the coast they filed,
Standin' firm between them,
There lay Thunder Child!
Moving swiftly through the waters,
Cannons blazing as she came,
Brought a mighty metal warlord,
CRASHING down in sheets of flame,
Sensing victory was nearing,
Thinking fortune must have smiled,
People started cheering,
"Come on Thunderchild!"
"Come on thunderchi hi i-i-ild"

The martians released their black smoke,
but the ship sped on, cutting down one of the tripod figures. Instanty, the others raised
their heat rays, and melted the thunderchild's valiant heart.

(Guitar Solo for The ThunderChild)

Lashing ropes and smashing timbers,
Flashing heat rays pierce the deck,
Dashing hopes for our deliverence,
As we watched the sinking wreck!,
With the smoke of battle clearing,
Over graves in waves defiled,
Slowly dissapearing,
Farewell Thunderchild,
Slowly dissapearing,
Farewell thunderchild!
Farewell thunderchi-hi-i-i-ild,
Farewell thunder-----Child, chi, chi, child!

When the smoke cleared, the little steamer had reached the
misty horizon, and Carrie was safe. But the Thunder Child had vanished forever,
taking with her man's last hope of victory. The leaden sky was lit by green flashes,
cylinder following cylinder, and no one and nothing was left now to fight them. The
Earth belonged to the Martians.

ULLA!!!


^^And that people is why the movie War Of The Worlds is not as good as the musical. No ThunderChild, no cool 70's music.

I honestly think the musical version is better. In the musical the martians do a cool "ULLA!!" thing.
LinkLeave a comment

My time with Rob and what I learned. [Jun. 25th, 2005|07:11 pm]
Long story short:
I celebrated Rob's birthday wiht him and Ethan and at soem point in time Claire Norman came up (don't quite remember how). Rob says something stupid that involes him thinking she's hot or soemthing....OR SO WE THOUGHT (ME AND ETHAN)....

SKIP ANYWHERE FROM 20 MIN TO 1 HOUR AHEAD.

Rob says something again about Claire Shull (her being hot or soemthing) now. We are surprised. "Where did this come from Rob?" someone said just in different wording. Apparently Rob had been talking about Claire (Shull) the entire time. So Rob thinks Claire is hot. Ok Rob your entitled to that I suppose. Then we simply ask Rob is that the only person or something along those lines. Sarah came up there too. And 2 others who I can't quite recall becuase I didn't really care.

The jokes just start rolling out.
Rob calls me an idiot.
"You know doesn't like people who call other people idiots Rob? Claire."
That went on all night.
At some point Rob said something about how Claire will be kissing him or something. Once again I try to drown this out. Alas I can't. I can honestly say I didn't appreciate his comment becuase I think it falls along the lines of "ur mom" and "thats what she said last night" jokes.

I don't want to confront Rob becuase it's his party and it's a little to late in the night to make him angry. So we'll just subtley amp up the jokes.

Joke is: "Rob you have no chance"

But funnier. and repeated liek 1000 times.

We sleep blah blah blah football, blah skip to saturday blah blah.

Now I'm here and can say people who talk like the way he talks about how women will be kissing him blah He wouldnt mind her blah blah etc etc.....stand no chance with the girl that they are talking about.

Or at least I think thats what I'm getting at.
And I hope I'm right.
Why?
Not so much what Rob said, I like Rob and I think he's a nice guy but I believe Claire deserves better.
Link8 comments|Leave a comment

Tom Cruise Is a Goddamn Scientologist. Scientologist is equal to idiot by the way. [Jun. 24th, 2005|05:40 pm]
Scientology, a so-called "religion".

" The Church of Scientology is a vicious and dangerous cult that masquerades as a religion. Its purpose is to make money. It practices a variety of mind-control techniques on people lured into its midst to gain control over their money and their lives. Its aim is to take from them every penny that they have and can ever borrow and to also enslave them to further its wicked ends.

It was started in the 1950s by a science fiction writer named L. Ron Hubbard in fulfilment to his declared aim to start a religion to make money. It is an offshoot to a method of psychotherapy he concocted from various sources which he named "Dianetics". Dianetics is a form of regression therapy. It was then further expanded to appear more like a religion in order to enjoy tax benefits. He called it "Scientology".

Scientology is a confused concoction of crackpot, dangerously applied psychotherapy, oversimplified, idiotic and inapplicable rules and ideas and science-fiction drivel that is presented to its members (at the "advanced" levels) as profound spiritual truth." Courtesy www.xenu.net

I suggest you go there and learn about scientology. I swear to xenu it is worth it. Teaser: Xenu is an alien who is evil and controlled 75 planets, whihc were overpopulated. He took all the people form the overpopulated planets to Earth. Then Hydrogen bombed the planet. WTF you say? Well its apparently true if you ask a "cleared" scientologist. Calling you "cleared" is essentially the church saying "hey your fully brainwashed now and we can load up your mind with as much bullshit as we please like tales about Lord Xenu and hydrogen bombs. But don't tell anyone becuase we want you to believe your special and elite."

Once your cleared you can join the Sea Orgs. Whats the Sea Orgs? Well I know it sounds like something porn related but its actually a fake navy for L. Ron Hubbard (who is now dead, or according to scientology moved to anohter galaxy to continue his amazing studies.)

Ok now that you know this and learned a few things here's the Tom Cruise part:

Tom Cruise became a scientologist becuase he is really weak minded and believes in bullshit (That and CoS (Church of Scientology) gives special attention to celebrities in order to gain more people. There are special "Celebrity Centers" where people like Tom can go and get treated like they are special.)

Friday (The day I am writing this) Tom acted like little snob he is and lashed out at Matt Lauer on the Today show. Now I use to watch the Today show religious back in the days when school didn't start so early, and I can say Matt seems like a good guy. He was doing his job and Tom "Hey can I join your bullshit cult" Cruise acted like a little shit to him.

Article on it here:
http://people.aol.com/people/articles/0,19736,1076664,00.html

That's right Tom you tell those evil psychiatrists. He says he thought psychiatrists were evil before scientology. Wow Tom perfect. YOU obviously knew that the evil Xenu led an army of psychiatrists.
You and scientology are perfect.
Dumbass.

Did I forget to mention his girlfriend Katie Holmes is converting to the cult too. Stupidity among celebrities never ceases to amaze me.

Now as you read this I can only hope you agree with me when I say that Tom isn't the man he used to be. He's lashing out at innocent people and showing off traits that are comparable to Michael Moore when people call his bullshit. Tom I hope you either see your being brainwashed or at least pull a Madonna and change religions in a couple months. Save yourself. I say this not becuase I like you, but because I hate scientology.

If you stay with scientology then I can sum up the way I feel with some words form the great comedian Tim Wilson.

"Good Luck in Hell son"
Link6 comments|Leave a comment

(no subject) [Jun. 23rd, 2005|05:41 pm]
<td bgcolor="black">
You Are
When The Levee Breaks



You are a dominating person. People don't stand in your way. Everybody basically does what you say. And if they don't, they better start, or you just might have one of your henchmen kill them.



Just like "When the Levee Breaks" dominates Led Zeppelin IV, you dominate your world. You don't have time for nonsense (it's surprising you even took this quiz) and you would love to be dictator of the world someday.



You are dark and scary, and you probably don't at all care about this quiz, if you even bothered to read your results.




The scary part is I was listening to that song when I took the quiz.
I don't agree with all of it but some parts may actually hit the nail on the head.

Link2 comments|Leave a comment

(no subject) [Jun. 22nd, 2005|03:16 pm]
[Current Mood |Oh please like I have any idea]
[Current Music |Saturday Night Special- Lynyrd Skynyrd]

Updating by the request of THE AMANDA ORTON.

You're a THE now by the way.

Umm let's see let me pull into my hat of amazing things that happen in my life that you all would want to read about.....
.......
.......
..........
........
..

hmmmmm.

Im going to Rob's and inplay tonight. I get to see THE AMAZING WONDERFUL AND INCITEFUL(?) ETHAN HAYWARD.
I had guitar lessons.
I saw mitch.
I saw some weird little kid.
I saw Claire.
I saw chicken kabobs (Tasty).

I'm done. Next time I'll try to be a little more interesting maybe post some erotic stories or something.
Link4 comments|Leave a comment

navigation
[ viewing | most recent entries ]

Advertisement